Wow if they could bottle that kind of confidence…wait sorry they already did it's called beer.
— Alison (@Alison_lynnZ) April 19, 2014
If you count "despair" then I definitely have a sixth sense
— James Hesky (@JamesHesky) April 24, 2014
By 2019 I want to have a dog. That's my five year plan.
— Alejandro Morales (@AlleyHandRow) April 25, 2014
Religion's like that game you played as a kid. You do everything to avoid the lava, but at then end, you just lie there and nothing happens.
— Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry) April 25, 2014
Call me traditional, but marriage should stay between a woman afraid of being alone & a man who finally caves after years of her pressure
— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) April 24, 2014
It's "Show Your Kid Why You Come Home Angry Every Night" Day.
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) April 24, 2014
Down to my last first generation KFC Double Down in my freezer.
— Joe Moore (@thejoemoore) April 25, 2014
Horror movie idea: Guy leads a normal life, starts a lovely family, has to feel all of his own emotions all the time.
— Tim Butterly (@timbutterly) April 21, 2014
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