Traditionally, traditions die out.
— Chris O’Connor (@aChrisOConnor) February 5, 2014
I have MAYBE one one-thousandth of one iota of interest in my own Facebook look back movie. But yes let’s watch yours
— Patrick Foy (@therealpatfoy) February 6, 2014
I’m still in denial, I guess. Sometimes I just look at the door to my apartment, and I think the Zoo Balloon is going to come walking in.
— Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry) February 6, 2014
Can’t wait till we have this all sorted out tomorrow morning. #creationdebate
— Joe Moore (@thejoemoore) February 5, 2014
Saddest thing about Denver’s Super Bowl loss is that this year’s game was on the East Coast so like they didn’t even know until 2 hrs later
— Alison (@Alison_lynnZ) February 4, 2014
The worst part about celebrity deaths isn’t the jokes or fake outrage, it’s everyone playing CSI: Home Edition to figure out what happened
— James Hesky (@JamesHesky) February 4, 2014
Americans are awfully proud of our language that is named after a different fucking country.
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) February 3, 2014
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