DAMN! That girl is totally DTDT! (down to die together)
— Matt Monroe (@heymonroe) January 8, 2014
Just think: the future of human evolution won’t be based on who’s the biggest and strongest but on who likes the coolest indie rock music.
— Aaron Hertzog (@aaronhertzog) January 7, 2014
2 things forever stuck in my head: Dad’s advice to practice hard, Timbaland’s ‘wiki-wiki-wow’ from that Nelly Furtado song.
— Ryan Hill (@Hi_RyanHill) January 7, 2014
does your soul match the drapes
— noralynn (@narwhalynn) January 7, 2014
Gramps and I are each working on increasing flexibility. I’m working on my ankles, and he’s working on his position on interracial marriage.
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) January 6, 2014
“Like the greats before me I eschewed the banality of the Starbucks. I sought refuge in the Cosi across the street; at last I could create.”
— Alison (@Alison_lynnZ) January 6, 2014
THESE HOT PANTS ARE NOT KEEPING ME NEARLY AS WARM AS THEY ADVERTISE.
— Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry) January 6, 2014
Instead of n/a just write “na”.
— Amir Gollan (@AGollan) January 5, 2014
Fred Durst, ask questions later.
— Aaron Nevins (@AaronNevins) January 5, 2014
Just got to New Harlem, New York City, New York. That’s a lot of rebranding.
— Alex Grubard (@Alexgrubard) January 5, 2014
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