I have a thing for women in glasses, not sure if its a secretary fetish or just that I have a better shot with the visually challenged.
— Brian Finnell (@bfinlcomedy) November 13, 2013
I was less sickened by a video of a human being crushed than I am by this calculator that tells me if I’m saving enough for retirement.
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) November 13, 2013
Most days I don’t feel comfortable in my own skin, let alone my former landlords’.
— Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry) November 13, 2013
is art school a cheat-code for college?
— Jim Ginty (@Jim_Ginty) November 13, 2013
It’s not cool to make sexist comments about bitches
— Patrick Graves (@PatrickGravesIV) November 11, 2013
I hid my nanny cam in a RealDoll. My dad is never invited back.
— Steve Swan (@stevenhswan) November 11, 2013
Follow @freeforallcmdy on Twitter for more retweets of the best jokes from Philadelphia comedians, information on our upcoming shows, and details about other Philadelphia-area shows that feature some of the comics you see on our stage.