Working on this new finishing move where I eat Cheez-Its until my opponent dies of old age.
— Tim Butterly (@timbutterly) October 22, 2013
“I’m more popular than Yeezus.” –Ringo
— Doogie Horner (@DoogieHorner) October 22, 2013
I almost beat this level of Candy Crush, but I had to stop to pay attention to this stupid car I’m driving.
— Steve Swan (@stevenhswan) October 22, 2013
Introducing the new product. It’s like the old product except it’s lighter, more fragile, much easier to destroy in a fit of rage.
— Trevor Cunnion (@TrevorCunnion) October 22, 2013
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