Tweets For All: October 22, 2013

Working on this new finishing move where I eat Cheez-Its until my opponent dies of old age.

— Tim Butterly (@timbutterly) October 22, 2013

“I’m more popular than Yeezus.” –Ringo

— Doogie Horner (@DoogieHorner) October 22, 2013

I almost beat this level of Candy Crush, but I had to stop to pay attention to this stupid car I’m driving.

— Steve Swan (@stevenhswan) October 22, 2013

Introducing the new product. It’s like the old product except it’s lighter, more fragile, much easier to destroy in a fit of rage.

— Trevor Cunnion (@TrevorCunnion) October 22, 2013

Follow Free For All on Twitter for more retweets of the best jokes from Philadelphia comedians, information on our upcoming shows, and details about other Philadelphia-area shows that feature some of the comics you see on our stage.

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