If my teenager was being cyberbullied I would take him/her in to the cyberbasement & teach em to cyberfight back! Sitcom parenting.
— Chris Dolan (@CMDolan99) October 21, 2013
I’m disgusted to hear they’re only waiting to unveil the cure for cancer because they can’t decide on a cool name for it.
— Aaron Nevins (@AaronNevins) October 21, 2013
Some of us are probably in Arcade Fire and we don’t even know it.
— Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry) October 21, 2013
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