At the end of the day it’s all about family, love, hard work, sacrifice, unlimited breadsticks, Pokemon, and Ford Trucks.
— Tim Butterly (@timbutterly) October 15, 2013
One of the servers left their SAT study guide at work. I skimmed it, and let me just say, I am not ready for the SATs.
— Pat House (@BohemianPatsody) October 15, 2013
As a modern woman with a hectic schedule, I know first-hand how hard it is to schedule time to stuff your face full of pizza.
— Alison Lynn (@Alison_lynnZ) October 15, 2013
“If it bleeds, we can kill it.” -Wrong thing to say at a workplace safety meeting.
— Steve Swan (@stevenhswan) October 15, 2013
I like when people look at their phone in the middle of our conversation because it gives me a chance to pick my nose.
— Doogie Horner (@DoogieHorner) October 15, 2013
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