This government shutdown doesn’t affect the lemon party site, does it?
— Michael Rainey (@mikerainey82) October 1, 2013
Does #Obamacare cover sex changes for cats?
— John Kensil (@johnkensil) October 1, 2013
Dunce cap fetish. Is it a thing?
— Christian Alsis (@christianalsis) October 1, 2013
My Boss (just now) : “Patrick, finding out which family member each employee would kill is not considered a Team Building Exercise”
— Patrick Graves (@PatrickGravesIV) October 1, 2013
My favorite fake thing about me is that I went to Middle School with Dana Scully. Not Gilliam Anderson. Dana Scully.
— Joe Moore (@thejoemoore) October 1, 2013
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