I save all my funniest tweets for my BustedTees writing packet.
— Mikey Garcia (@imikeygarcia) September 26, 2013
I would rather have one great drink than two bad ones. But would still rather have three bad ones.
— Doogie Horner (@DoogieHorner) September 26, 2013
"I'm not a gentleman I'm a gentle man." Take that, Jay-Z.
— Aaron Hertzog (@aaronhertzog) September 26, 2013
Bill Clinton thinks his daughter, Chelsea, would make a great president. "GROSS," Chelsea replied. "I'm not going in THAT office."
— Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry) September 26, 2013
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