DON'T HATE THE PLAYER. JUST AVOID HIS COLD SORES.
— Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry) September 23, 2013
A Ted Talk sounds like an explanation by a stepdad concerning pubes.
— Michael Rainey (@mikerainey82) September 23, 2013
It's cute Vince Gilligan writes a story where bad things happen to bad people. In real life Walt prospers and his grandson becomes president
— Aaron Hertzog (@aaronhertzog) September 23, 2013
I want to cut my own hair, but it doesn't alleviate the problem of having to listen to the thoughts of someone I don't respect.
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) September 23, 2013
I wonder if whoever made my shoes is still alive.
— Mikey Garcia (@imikeygarcia) September 23, 2013
— Mikey Gleason ⇧ (@mikeygleason) September 22, 2013
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