In high-school I had an imaginary friend. No one could imagine why he was my friend.
— Amir Gollan (@AGollan) September 16, 2013
Wouldn't the world be a better place if we all took the time to smile and be just a little bit nicer to me?
— Doogie Horner (@DoogieHorner) September 16, 2013
One time playing doctor as a kid, I diagnosed my dog with a case of "silly kisses"!!! Or as the vet called it, "rabies".
— Steve Swan (@stevenhswan) September 16, 2013
Life is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book; I've outgrown it.
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) September 16, 2013
The new Miss America sends the dangerous message to young girls that white people don't win and control everything.
— Todd Marrone (@toddmarrone) September 16, 2013
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