It’s odd, but whenever I see Gene Simmons stick his tongue out I think “Keep that away from my vagina.”
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) September 13, 2013
Just took a #3 (released all my impure thoughts to my Hello Kitty journal)
— dennis trapney (@classic_dennis) September 13, 2013
Even more than ice-cream sandwiches I love ice-cream hoagies. Two scoops of vanilla, lettuce, tomato, onion, cheese, mayo toasted up hot.
— Amir Gollan (@AGollan) September 13, 2013
What’s the name of that one Katy Perry song where I tuck my dick between my legs and pretend I’m her when I sing along?
— Steve Swan (@stevenhswan) September 13, 2013
I wonder how many airplanes were biplanes while they were in college.
— Doogie Horner (@DoogieHorner) September 13, 2013
Anyone who online shops by “Highest Price” can eat a dick.
— Alison Lynn (@Alison_lynnZ) September 13, 2013
“You will find bliss in a gigantic sandwich.” – fake fortune cookie thing I tell myself and make myself believe all the time.
— Joe Moore (@thejoemoore) September 13, 2013
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