When I was 17, I held my friend's cigarettes so he wouldn't get in trouble. Later, I ended up smoking them. So let's be wary of Russia.
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) September 12, 2013
Whenever I'm on an elevator, I prepare myself for the possibility of seeing a penis. I think I get that from my mom.
— Carolyn Busa (@misstoiletslave) September 12, 2013
Just updated my Myspace status and it echoed
— Benny (@BennyShow) September 12, 2013
There's a pecan pie flavored vodka. The shark is ready to be jumped
— Darryl Charles (@darryldarryl_) September 12, 2013
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