"It's like a reality show without the cameras." –me trying to explain life to my nephew
— Doogie Horner (@DoogieHorner) September 9, 2013
If I read horoscopes at all mine for today would probably say "Dude knock it the fuck off."
— Mike Logan (@LoganDoesComedy) September 9, 2013
The saddest part of the apocalypse is no one will be around to change Earth's Wikipedia page to past tense.
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) September 9, 2013
your sexuality is boring tell me more about what kinds of shampoo youre thinking of buying
— noralynn (@narwhalynn) September 9, 2013
Having a son and a daughter is great because you have both a first class and a second class citizen. Which one is which varies by subreddit.
— Tim Butterly (@timbutterly) September 9, 2013
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