Worst part of parenting is guessing what your kid drew. "Of course its a bunny! Totally kidding when I guessed vagina full of baked beans."
— Steve Swan (@stevenhswan) September 6, 2013
Ah they just added season 47 of NFL football to Netflix I'm totally gonna binge watch and get caught up no spoilers please!
— Dan King (@Dan_J_H_King) September 6, 2013
Regardless of how much weight you lost, still sucks your name is "Jared"
— Joe Moore (@thejoemoore) September 6, 2013
Saying you spent all day slaving over a hot stove is insensitive to stoves that aren't as attractive.
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) September 6, 2013
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