Is it still ok to use, "I wanna spring break all over you." as a pickup line this far out of season?
— andrewjeffreywright (@ajw4ever) August 26, 2013
I finally saw the performance, and yes, it was gross and sad. Hard to believe I avoided watching Axl at the 2002 VMAs for this long.
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) August 26, 2013
I bet Miley talks to Hannah Montana in the mirror like the Green Goblin.
— Steve Swan (@stevenhswan) August 26, 2013
I can believe I missed the VMAs.
— Alison Lynn (@Alison_lynnZ) August 26, 2013
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