Nephew just asked what does Serpentine mean? I told him it takes the paint off of snakes. #fb
— John Kensil (@johnkensil) August 23, 2013
Let he who is without sin, cast the next Batman.
— Steve Swan (@stevenhswan) August 23, 2013
At least a handful of you will be forced to hang a picture of Ben Affleck in your kid's bedroom. Good night.
— Carolyn Busa (@misstoiletslave) August 23, 2013
I broke a guitar string showing my kids how to shred last night and they were basically like "holy shit you rip so hard."
— Tim Butterly (@timbutterly) August 23, 2013
What!? Bruce Wayne is Batman!?? Ugh!!
— Joe Moore (@thejoemoore) August 23, 2013
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