If you play the new Black Sabbath album backwards it sounds better.
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) August 22, 2013
Six days is nothing, J-Lo's stalker. I spent YEARS living under the same roof as my father going completely unnoticed.
— Aaron Hertzog (@aaronhertzog) August 22, 2013
The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger was like "the sun is fucking garbage I'm not doing this anymore."
— Tim Butterly (@timbutterly) August 22, 2013
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