I doubt I'm the only one who gets completely naked in the fitting room of the Gap.
— Kevin Ryan (@KevinRyan00) August 19, 2013
Every idea I come up with at work is my baby. That then gets ripped from my womb and dressed up to compete in beauty pageants.
— Rob Baniewicz ♛ (@bonyevitch) August 19, 2013
@FreeForAllCmdy You make me sick to my pelvis.
— Bing Supernova (@BingSupernova) August 19, 2013
I can't imagine the courage it takes to be a boxer. Can you just imagine, taking your shirt off in front of all those people?
— Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry) August 19, 2013
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