Anderson Cooper is Gloria Vanderbilt's son?! Did everyone else know this? I thought he was a regular old gay dude like me!
— JULIET HOPE WAYNE (@juliethopewayne) August 13, 2013
Someone told me that I should be more self-deprecating. But I can't do that, because I don't know what that means. I'm such an idiot.
— Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry) August 13, 2013
I've narrowed my Labor Day activity choice down to overeating at home or overeating at someone else's home.
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) August 13, 2013
Nothing says America like the amount of cheese I have in my refrigerator.
— Darryl Charles (@darryldarryl_) August 13, 2013
.@kendricklamar Don't worry about the haters. I'm better than everyone at changing light bulbs. It can be lonely at the top of the mountain.
— Trevor Cunnion (@TrevorCunnion) August 13, 2013
I can't wait to get famous and tell the media that my BM's keep me in shape.
— Carolyn Busa (@misstoiletslave) August 13, 2013
Philadelphia! If you can make it here…well, no one will really care.
— Alison Lynn (@Alison_lynnZ) August 13, 2013
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