Sometimes I'm so hilarious people literally can't stand it and tell me to stop because they can't hear the movie.
— Doogie Horner (@DoogieHorner) August 12, 2013
That awkward moment when the internet makes comedy more accessible but also reduces it to paint-by-numbers bullshit? I'm asking for a friend
— Aaron Hertzog (@aaronhertzog) August 12, 2013
I believe in a literal translation of Dune.
— Todd Marrone (@toddmarrone) August 12, 2013
The only reason I'm choosing to be buried rather than cremated is after a little decomposition my thighs finally won't touch.
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) August 12, 2013
Last night's dreams: pooped in a urinal and chucked some rocks at a wolf. Let's see what you got for me today, "awake."
— Joe Moore (@thejoemoore) August 12, 2013
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