I think the worst part about trying on new pants is pulling them off of the guy sleeping next to you on the bus without him noticing.
— Christian Alsis (@christianalsis) August 8, 2013
Back in my day men were men and women were women and dogs were this kind of small horse thing it was super weird.
— Tim Butterly (@timbutterly) August 8, 2013
.@BarackObama A big, bold, infrastructure project would boost America's spirit. May I suggest a Transcontinental Jet Ski Canal?
— Steve Swan (@stevenhswan) August 8, 2013
I wish Johnny Cash's version of "Hurt" was about him talking to a Life Alert operator after falling in the den.
— Michael Rainey (@mikerainey82) August 8, 2013
Most accomplished I've felt about something I've done in the last month was getting all green lights today. And thats really more the lights
— Joe Moore (@thejoemoore) August 8, 2013
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