If my wife was here to see me standing in the bay, ignoring the majestic nature and tweeting on my phone, she wouldn't be surprised.
— Doogie Horner (@DoogieHorner) August 6, 2013
Stranger just popped out from behind a bush and caught me calling myself a fucking asshole who isn't good at anything. I'd prefer a mugger.
— Tim Butterly (@timbutterly) August 6, 2013
The thing that I am most looking forward to telling my children is that for like, two years, Daddy was a comedian.
— RICK HELPAAAAA (@RickHelpa) August 6, 2013
You fucking idiots have no idea how good I look in these dungarees right now.
— Michael Rainey (@mikerainey82) August 6, 2013
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