Wait so it's still considered racist if you're saying the n word because a black guy won't let you get your way? Being white is BULLSHIT.
— Tim Butterly (@timbutterly) August 1, 2013
I'm an underwear model. Dress socks, mostly, but occasionally something more revealing like ankle cut sport socks.
— Doogie Horner (@DoogieHorner) August 1, 2013
MTV turns 32 today, making its obsession with 15 year old girls even creepier.
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) August 1, 2013
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