It’s like I always say: Don’t dress for the job you HAVE, dress like a sexy nurse.
— Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry) July 30, 2013
(loud VJ in mall clothes) “And now back to UP ALL NIGHT WITH JUUUULIET!” (cuts to dark room, me worrying in bed)
— JULIET HOPE WAYNE (@juliethopewayne) July 30, 2013
That Metallica documentary really should have been called “Sad But True” instead of “Some Kind of Monster.”
— Holding Court (@holdingcourtpod) July 30, 2013
Rembrandt: Master of the Selfie. Real show that will probably be held someday.
— Doogie Horner (@DoogieHorner) July 30, 2013
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