“That was funnier in my head.” -Me after pulling an arrow out of my head.
— Steve Swan (@stevenhswan) July 29, 2013
This pic isn’t gonna dick itself…
— Jim Ginty (@Jim_Ginty) July 29, 2013
Called up for Chinese food delivery, but I got the buffet so the driver had to keep going back when I wanted seconds and thirds.
— Amir Gollan (@Agollan) July 29, 2013
Been taking $ from foreign students to let ’em sleep in my office. I was fired for creating a hostel work environment. YEEAHBUDDY
— Chris Dolan (@CMDolan99) July 29, 2013
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