Instead of LinkedIn updating me when someone adds a new skill, I’d like to know when someone types ‘5318008’ on a calculator.
— Carolyn Busa (@misstoiletslave) July 25, 2013
Pretty crazy how I go around being the best dude ever for free all the time.
— Tim Butterly (@timbutterly) July 25, 2013
this is nice penis weather.
— Jim Ginty (@Jim_Ginty) July 25, 2013
Nothing says “I love you” more like a single rose purchased at 7-11.
— Mike Baurer (@mikebaurer) July 25, 2013
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