Is there a polite way to tell someone “I read a really extensive article about depression and it reminded me of you”?
— Aaron Nevins (@AaronNevins) July 23, 2013
If you fall off your horse and can’t get back on, get a smaller horse. Or maybe a car, they’re pretty easy to get into. BE INSPIRED!
— andrewjeffreywright (@ajw4ever) July 23, 2013
Success = a dream + hustle + borrowing your stepdad’s Civic whenever you need it so it’s actually a pretty good setup still living at home
— Tim Butterly (@timbutterly) July 23, 2013
Really wish my kids were on Twitter so I could follow them and feel less guilty about not spending time with them because I’m on Twitter.
— Michael Rainey (@mikerainey82) July 23, 2013
Taco Bell to stop selling Kids Meals — citing research that their customers prefer to not feed their children.
— Chris Dolan (@CMDolan99) July 23, 2013
I’ve seen Anthony Weiner’s dick more times in the past three years than I’ve seen my parents.
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) July 23, 2013
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