is it considered onomatopoeia if i throw something at someone to achieve the sound i want?
— Jim Ginty (@Jim_Ginty) July 22, 2013
Check out my coutner-article in VICE about how Philadelphians are handsome and can do a lot of pushups and have huge wangs.
— Tim Butterly (@timbutterly) July 22, 2013
Jiu-jitsu is a difficult sport that takes skill, strength, and discipline. Too bad it just looks like you’re trying really hard at cuddling.
— Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry) July 22, 2013
I think I’m gonna become one of these guys that does pushups everywhere.
— Michael Rainey (@mikerainey82) July 22, 2013
— John Kensil (@johnkensil) July 22, 2013
In my next life, I should probably learn the smallest fucking thing about literature.
— Paul Triggiani (@PaulTrigg) July 22, 2013
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