Science fact: all diseases originate from bathrooms at water parks.
— Paul Triggiani (@PaulTrigg) July 18, 2013
Got a bee sting kit for camping. Total ripoff. I open it up there’s no bees inside.
— Amir Gollan (@Agollan) July 18, 2013
Was Obama named after Obamacare?
— Rob Baniewicz ♛ (@bonyevitch) July 18, 2013
Next Thursday I’ll be performing as DJ Q-D.O.B.A.H.H.H, the official DJ of QDoba, America’s #2 chain burrito franchise (by revenue).
— Holding Court (@holdingcourtpod) July 18, 2013
I can only eat gluten-free pussy.
— Michael Rainey (@mikerainey82) July 18, 2013
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