I haven’t watched the Home Run Derby since ’96 when Frank Thomas broke his leg and they had to put him down right there on the field.
— Steve Swan (@stevenhswan) July 15, 2013
I just saw a lightning bug in broad daylight. I’m no entomologist, but I think that means it might be rabid.
— Pat Kelly (@porkchopcomedy) July 15, 2013
I just looked at my mid month finances and I am on pace to spend as much on alcohol as I do on rent this month. That’s…eye opening…
— Rob DeSantis (@RobDComedy) July 15, 2013
HELLO AM WILLING TO RETWEET YOUR TWEET PLS SEND YR ADDRESS AND SOCIAL SCRTY. # SO I KNOW WHERE TO RETWEET IT TO ALSO YR. CARD # I AM PRINCE
— Doogie Horner (@DoogieHorner) July 15, 2013
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