I totally need an e-cigarette right now.
— Holding Court (@holdingcourtpod) July 12, 2013
I’ll save u kewt lil fuzzy caterpillars stuck to tape in the dumpster behind the European Wax Center……OH GOD!!!
— dennis trapney (@classic_dennis) July 12, 2013
Playing “Spin The Bottle” with dudes like me is the primary reason why many women began recycling.
— Michael Rainey (@mikerainey82) July 12, 2013
I try not to share anything too serious on here but my son will be 3 next month and his 1 rep max squat is fucking awful and I want to die.
— Tim Butterly (@timbutterly) July 12, 2013
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