I can’t believe the Olive Garden is ALREADY playing Christopher Columbus Day music in mid-July!!
— Joe Moore (@thejoemoore) July 11, 2013
Read online about people sexually attracted to fire. Seems weird but you have to admit fire is pretty hot.
— Christian Alsis (@christianalsis) July 11, 2013
The hardest thing I’ve done at work today is keep my “I’m looking at a work document” face while watching cat videos on BuzzFeed.
— James Hesky (@JamesHesky) July 11, 2013
I think I’m gonna watch some samurai movies tonight and maybe do some pushups on my stoop.
— Tim Butterly (@timbutterly) July 11, 2013
Judging by how long it’s taking Domino’s to make my pizza, I imagine they’re checking my references.
— Michael Rainey (@mikerainey82) July 11, 2013
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