The best revenge is a living well. Thats what I call the deep narrow hole in my basement. I keep living people in it then they die. Enemies.
— Joe Moore (@thejoemoore) July 9, 2013
Its not healthy to hold grudges – just do what I do and convince yourself that person died.
— Kevin Ryan (@KevinRyan00) July 9, 2013
Fish tacos are tacos with fish in them. They aren’t tacos made by fish. #themoreyouknow
— Trevor Cunnion (@TrevorCunnion) July 9, 2013
I read people at a third grade level.
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) July 9, 2013
Last 3 times I visited LA saw a major celeb death (Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston, Jerry Buss). Today I move there. Watch out, Hollywood.
— Pat Barker (@patbarkercomedy) July 9, 2013
"Two traaaaaains." - 2 Chainz complaining about his daily commute to the rap factory.
— Luke Cunningham (@LukeXCunningham) July 9, 2013
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