Feeling pretty hip – I thought Paula Deen was a crappy person before she got caught being racist.
— Joe Moore (@thejoemoore) July 1, 2013
There are a lot of people in the world. Can we be entirely sure that EVERYONE poops?
— Luke Field (@LukeRobot) July 1, 2013
Gonna start hanging out in the produce section of grocery stores yelling “You guys can make all this stuff yourself! Just get some dirt!”
— Aaron Hertzog (@aaronhertzog) July 1, 2013
I am like, THE WORST pin-up girl.
— Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry) July 1, 2013
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