If I have a kid I’d never give them my last name cause what if they really suck?
— Dave Metter (@DaveMetter) June 27, 2013
Electronic communication has really lowered the bar to be a creep. It’s like, no one staples love notes to their crush’s cat anymore.
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) June 27, 2013
Sometimes I go into the bathroom at work & want to know who was just in there for no other reason than to get them to a hospital immediately
— Christian Alsis (@christianalsis) June 27, 2013
I’d fart at my execution and the warden would say “this is lethal injection, not the gas chamber!!” And that’d lighten the mood a lot.
— Chris Dolan (@CMDolan99) June 27, 2013
These rights mongers never stop to think about the old rich white guys who are losing their ability to change things to suit them on a whim.
— Tim Butterly (@timbutterly) June 27, 2013
Hey everyone! I’m all caught up in Cheers so spoil away!
— Mikey Gleason ⇧ (@mikeygleason) June 27, 2013
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