I came in first place in my yoga class today.
— Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry) June 20, 2013
there’s more than one way to eat the skin of a cat.
— Jim Ginty (@Jim_Ginty) June 20, 2013
Am I busy? I just checked IMDB to see who the male leads were for “The Sopornos” adult films. You tell me.
— Chris Dolan (@CMDolan99) June 20, 2013
Currently working on an app that automatically unfriends anyone who asks you to donate to their kickstarter, but I need to raise $50k
— James Hesky (@JamesHesky) June 20, 2013
English is my second language. My first language was unintelligible baby gibberish.
— Aaron Nevins (@AaronNevins) June 20, 2013
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