Someone was trying to tell me Tweeting a lot is a sign of narcissism, but I was really trying to turn the conversation back to me.
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) June 19, 2013
I’d like to have a bad reputation that doesn’t involve library books.
— Carolyn Busa (@misstoiletslave) June 19, 2013
Finally able to put all that high school Spanish to good use when I awkwardly declared “We are still waiting for a bottle opener.”
— Mikey Gleason ⇧ (@mikeygleason) June 19, 2013
I found a “White Hole”, the hypothetical reverse of a “Black Hole”. There’s an “Art of Golf” exhibition at my local museum.
— Rob Baniewicz ♛ (@bonyevitch) June 19, 2013
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