I think the story of my life would be a lot more interesting with a more likeable main character.
— Rob DeSantis (@RobDComedy) June 18, 2013
VEGAS BABY wait there's literally nothing here for me.
— Tim Butterly (@timbutterly) June 18, 2013
Everybody's posting their fav lyrics from #Yeezus. Mine was, "AAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhh" that sh*t was hot yeezy
— Dave Temple (@ImDaveTemple) June 18, 2013
"You're paying an old classmate $125,000 a year just to listen to every album that comes out for diss tracks about you?" – Rap accountant
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) June 18, 2013
Spoiler alert: On the upcoming season of "Girls" life will not go as planned for any of the girls.
— John P. Nunn (@Nunnsnumberone) June 18, 2013
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