Released my new album, ‘Pet Sounds’ — 45 minutes of my cats’ puking.
— Chris Dolan (@CMDolan99) June 17, 2013
I’m the reason I can’t have nice things.
— Luke Field (@LukeRobot) June 17, 2013
Books: they make great movies!
— Doogie Horner (@DoogieHorner) June 17, 2013
More of me as a prop comic. I kiss a lipstick container and shout “make-up sex folks, get it? Make-up sex!”
— Amir Gollan (@Agollan) June 17, 2013
Let’s all take a moment to reflect inward, and think about how attractive I am.
— Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry) June 17, 2013
Porn can ruin your sex life, just like romantic comedies can ruin your not seeing Kate Hudson life.
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) June 17, 2013
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