I had an ex whose fetish was for us to never see each other again.
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) June 13, 2013
Hell is specifically this one guy I work with.
— Tim Butterly (@timbutterly) June 13, 2013
Don’t go chasing waterfalls, people.Just heard a really solid case against it on the radio.
— Steve Swan (@stevenhswan) June 13, 2013
Whenever I roll up the sleeves on a long sleeve shirt I feel like a presidential candidate trying to appear casual at a town hall meeting
— Christian Alsis (@christianalsis) June 13, 2013
When it comes to whistleblowers, my favorite one is the one at the beginning of Paradise City.
— Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry) June 13, 2013
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