Casual encounters? Yes Craig’s List—I’m looking for a cozy room with relaxed dogs and cats who want to to be petted and watch cooking shows.
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) June 11, 2013
“This rain needs to bounce, yo.” – things I’ve said out loud.
— Kevin Ryan (@KevinRyan00) June 11, 2013
I picture a Romeo & Juliet-style romance playing out between Diet Coke and Diet Pepsi
— Mike.E (@mikeyjgarc) June 11, 2013
LIFE HACKING PRO TIP #487: Fake wild mood swings so people live in terror of you.
— Doogie Horner (@DoogieHorner) June 11, 2013
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