If our government doesn’t want people reading NSA stories, just put a link to a video of a puppy and a lion being friends on every web page.
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) June 10, 2013
I want to hunt the Jersey Devil, but I’m scared I’ll run into something even more intimidating in the woods… cool kids drinking.
— Steve Swan (@stevenhswan) June 10, 2013
Ways to get fired #1: Refer to the customer’s questionable actions as “all that fuckin dumb shit you’re doin.”
— Mike Logan (@LoganDoesComedy) June 10, 2013
if somebody tries to compliment me on my triceps one more time, i’m gonna scream!
— Jim Ginty (@Jim_Ginty) June 10, 2013
I really want the job coming up with titles for porn parodies. Like “Game of Bones: Boners.” Or “Mad Boners” or “Breaking Boners.”
— Trevor Cunnion (@TrevorCunnion) June 10, 2013
“Where my peeps at?” –me, looking for leftover Easter candy
— Doogie Horner (@DoogieHorner) June 10, 2013
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