I bet Michael Nutter talks to the sitcoms he watches while he eats his TV dinners.
— Michael Rainey (@mikerainey82) June 6, 2013
Getting really far in Nose Candy Crush. I’ve been up for three days and I’m out $11,000.
— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) June 6, 2013
Never…EVER have a child. #ThingsIWillTeachMyChild
— Rob D (@RobDComedy) June 6, 2013
I’m glad my dog got my sense of humor and not my sensitive skin.
— Carolyn Busa (@misstoiletslave) June 6, 2013
Sending an email to people I work with that tomorrow is my last day. “Dear friends, co-workers, and girl I made out with at the xmas party”
— Kevin Ryan (@KevinRyan00) June 6, 2013
Fat 12-yr-old wearing a walking cast & a Beastie Boys t-shirt is playing basketball at the playground.I just found a new member for my gang.
— Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry) June 6, 2013
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