scam idea – 1) go to kfc 2) actually eat the bones 3) scream “i ate the bones” 4) wait for them to not help 5) sue for negligence
— Pat Barker (@patbarkercomedy) June 3, 2013
I never feel older and fatter than when someone says “You’re old. And fat.” — Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) June 3, 2013
Today is the day guys. Today I’m gonna strangle someone.
— Kevin Ryan (@KevinRyan00) June 3, 2013
If you go to a prison and ask all the murderers what their favorite food is they will all say Doritos. This is a fact.
— Trevor Cunnion (@TrevorCunnion) June 3, 2013
I worked in catering, Game of thrones was nothing compared to the Doreberg bar mitzvah I witnessed in 98. ( cups& napkins everywhere) #fb
— John Kensil (@johnkensil) June 4, 2013
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